Top 10 funny quotes and sayings best collection.
1: Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
2: They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
3: The broccoli says ‘I look like a small tree’, the mushroom says ‘I look like an umbrella’, the walnut says ‘I look like a brain’, and the banana says ‘Can we please change the subject?’
4: I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.
5: Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!
6: Most of the time… when you’re crying, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time… when you’re worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the time… when you’re happy, nobody sees your smile. But when you fart just one time…
7: Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. Albert King
8: The road to success is always under construction. Lily Tomlin
9: In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.
10: Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? George Carlin